In the past 30 years we've moved from manual QA testing of release candidates to Continuous Integration and even Continuous Deployment. But while most software projects excel at testing correctness, the level of automation of performance testing is still near zero. And while it's a given that each developer writes tests for their own code, Performance Engineering remains the domain of individual experts or separate teams, who benchmark the product with custom tools developed in house, often focusing on beta and release candidates, with zero performance tests happening in the Continuous Integration work stream.

This talk is your guide to Continuous Performance Engineering, aka Continuous Benchmarking. We will cover standard benchmarking frameworks and how to automate them in CI, automating deployments of large end-to-end environments, how to tune your infrastructure for minimum noise and maximum repeatability, and using change point detection to automatically alert on performance regressions with a minimal amount of those annoying false positives.