Why buy a bottle when you can have your own keg? Open source hardware might not shout “free beer” but the new Unified RISC-V IP Access Platform, maintained by OpenHW Foundation, is just that – free recipes for your own free-flowing beer. From CVA6 superscalers to UVM support on Verilator, Chips JU project TRISTAN has united Europe’s biggest industry players with academia to move open source semiconductors from the lab to the real world. Now with the UAP, you can benefit from all of this hard work. In this talk, you’ll get uncensored access to recent advancements in European RISC-V, and a demonstration of how you can immediately leverage industry-ready open source designs from projects across Europe, all explained with glorious beer.